Nine Things I learned in Mexico

1. Be very careful when Cody suggests we have Margaritas for breakfast.
2. Mexico is about doing enough to just barely get by.
3. Paul burns easily.
4. The water taxi is always late.
5. Pay twice as much and you can use no protection.
6. Feed a dog and you have a friend for life.
7. A little sunscreen is better than none at all.
8. Tag team (good cop/bad cop) market negotiation works.
9. The only time locals leave Yelapa is when they’re under a death threat.